I'm a photoshop retard, seriously, I am. So I have been looking for tutorials to edumacate myself in the greatness that is photoshop..Course, I live in the middle of nowhere and have dailup, so I don't actually find much.

What I do find are a bunch of tutorials that seem to be geared for those who have a fair knowledge of some of the many things photoshop does and are simply looking to expand the skills that they already have. Maybe that's just my luck?

So, I am sitting here, trying to read all these tutorials at school while I am killing time as I seriously only have one final today and no car to get home, and I am confused. I don't understand half of what they are talking about. I need something insanely basic and newb friendly so I can work my way up..but I can't find a darn thing.

Talk about frustrating.